Good: My boobs are huge
Bad: So is everything else
Good: I can feel my baby kick all the time
Bad: On my bladder and when I'm trying to sleep
Good: My hair grows faster and thicker than it ever has
Bad: Not just the hair on my head
Good: I haven't gained as much weight as I thought I would
Bad: It's because I vomited 5 months straight, and still do at random intervals
Good: I get to buy a lot of new clothes
Bad: Only because none of mine fit me anymore
Good: People are extra courteous and nice to pregnant girls
Bad: It's out of pure pity
Good: Jared and I got to take a Baby-moon cruise
Bad: It was mostly spent in the room, not having sex, but throwing up and being constipated
Good: Pregnant sex is awesome
Bad: My gynecologist saw the bike mark on my inner thigh
Good: People tell me I look great and I'm glowing
Bad: I know it's only because I wear tons of makeup and bronzer to cover the greenish tint of my tired skin and my pregnancy induced breakouts
Good: Shopping for baby clothes!
Bad: Realizing that the kid is going to poop and throw up all over them
Good: Jared bought me a Massage Envy 3 month membership
Bad: not one thing
Good: Jared is extra sweet and nice to me, he gives me massages every night and rubs anti-stretch mark lotion on me.
Bad: The fact that I need stretch mark lotion.
Good: I don't have stretch marks
Being pregnant sucks but ultimately it's kind of awesome. There is a little human growing in me. 23 chromosomes from me and 23 from Jared, which is pretty romantic when you think about it.
Christie (my good and funny friend who is more terrified of kids than I am),
Don't be too afraid.