I get it. We all get road rage.
But my favorite brother, Jake has recently come up with a solid plan to combat his rage.
- Buy Megaphone
- Keep Megaphone in car on passenger seat
- When you feel angry/rage-full/sad/offended/bored pick up Megaphone
- Roll down Window
- Use best announcer voice to cuss other driver out.
I'm not kidding one bit.
His favorite insults include:
- You Sir, are an A-hole!
- Eff you! Really, Eff you.
- Turning Left here is illegal Dumb-A!
- Hey troll! There's no stop sign!
The more offensive the other driver has been is in direct correlation with the amount of F-words, A-words and B-words used.
I have witnessed Jake preforming this magical feat, and let me just say, it is probably one of the funniest things ever.