Victoria's Secret sometimes issues incentive cards with your purchase. They are only valid for the following month. I got mine in March ergo, I could only use it April 1-30. The cards have a surprise amount of store credit, but you have to go back to the store to find out how much it's worth. They have at least $10 and up to $500.
Since April 30 was the last day you could use the incentive cards. I went in a grabbed a $10 lotion knowing the card had at least $10 on it.
The sales girl swiped the card and her jaw dropped.
$500 dollars was on the gift card!!! OMG!
I peed my pants more that I did at the trampoline park a few weeks ago!
I had to spend it all as April 30 was the last day it would be valid.
My receipt was longer than the pee stains down my pants!
I assume this is the universe telling me:
A. I need to wear hotter pajamas
B. The Bombshell bra is not for amateurs
C. God wants me to have more lip gloss and lotion
Now I can cross "win something awesome" off my life's to do list.
I went home and tested some of my new lingerie for my husband.
Afterwards, I heard something at the foot of the bed and found this little pervert:
Chucky the voyeur.
I have had a crap-eating grin on my face for the last 2 days. (Not because my cat watched me bang my husband, but because I won $500.)
Looks like someone has been earning some good karma lately....I even got out of jury duty yesterday.