Jared and his boyfriend, Stephen, had a novel idea.
Jared was in need of a little adventure since I had recently misplaced his Lobster Underpants along with his favorite hand lotion.
Let's not get into that though.....
The men decided to borrow a kayak and paddle out to a random place off shore. They brought their scuba equipment and took a few dives to gather ocean delicacies.
Behold the Sea Urchin
Hours later Jared comes home with a suspicious grin on his face and an orange bucket full of sea urchins.
He murdered them on our front lawn.
The light orange blob on the spoon is the part you eat.
I normally refrain from eating anything that was killed on my front lawn, but after considering the fact that I have had WAY DIRTIER things in my mouth, I decided to try it.
BLEH. Urchin is nasty. It tastes like how the ocean smells..... rotten and foul. And a little bit like pee.