Monday, January 21, 2013
If you have a baby, you will know exactly what I am taking about when I say how much I HATE snaps on baby clothing.
I swear I have opened and closed more than 3432534259874398270 snaps since Ryan has been born.
Newborns are the WORST.
Every time they poop, which is every 10 minutes, you have to redo the snaps.
They go through 5-100 outfits a day and each time you have to redo the snaps.
They sneeze, you have to redo the snaps
Babies also usually wear more than one layer, so each time you change their pants you have to do 2-3 layers of the wretched snaps.
With hate in my heart, I decided to only snap the middle button.
This led to the onsie slipping to the side, squishing the diaper, and caused pee to leak everywhere.
I had to revert to doing all the snaps since I don't like pee stamps all over my house.
I loved the baby bundlers. In the middle of the night, the last thing you want to be doing is snapping crap up.
I assume that if you have a baby girl, you save a ton of time because dresses don't have snaps.
Why don't they make more masculine dresses in Cryin' Ryan's size???
This just doesn't look right:
One day, Ryan is going to kill me.