Saturday, June 29, 2013

Bikini Slut

As practicing Mormons, we all believe the body is sacred and should be dressed modestly. Most Mormon girls wear one-piece bathing suits or conservative tankinis.
I, however, have always enjoyed a two-piecer.


My boobs are significantly smaller than my butt and bikinis allow me to purchase different sizes for the top and bottom.

Let's not forget about how I have an unusually long body. Every One-piece I have ever owned give me a chronic case of Camel Toe....... front and back.

I went swimming with Jared's family a couple of night ago.
All the girls were wearing amazingly cute one-pieces.

I felt like such a slut.
I was so uncomfortable. I didn't even want to sit down because I was scared I would get my slut everywhere.

I have been contemplating the ethics associated with being a mother of a 2 year old and prancing around in a bikini.

I can't decide if it is more socially acceptable to be chasing your kid around in a bikini or rocking the Camel Toe in a one-piece.
It's obviously one of life's more difficult questions.



 I need to go shopping.






amen.

2 comments:

  1. Utah has modest , long tops, tankinis. I'll send you a link if you're interested

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  2. http://www.imperfecthomemaking.com/2013/07/what-our-daughters-and-sons-need-to.html Here is a good article on modesty that isn't pushy about wearing one pieces.

    I like tankini's myself. Lime ricki has cute ones.

    http://www.limericki.com/

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