Saturday, July 5, 2014

Dirty Mom


Let's talk about my blog's name for a minute.

It's dumb.

I titled my blog "Dear Person Reading This" simply because I'm lazy and it was the least offensive thing that popped into my head.

I have been thinking about changing the name to something a little less ambiguous. I wanted the title to reflect the content.

After a little brainstorming, I thought of the PERFECT name......

"Dirty Mom"

Brilliant, right?

I write a lot about being a mom. And I am dirty. I haven't showered for 2 days!!! Plus, I doubt anyone who has read my blog would classify it as clean.

I was excited. I checked to see if dirtymom.blogspot.com was available, it wasn't. Neither were any variations of the words.

I was bummed. I thought I had come up with a clever title, and someone had already claimed it.

I was a little pissed off too. I went straight to google and typed in "dirty mom", so I could see who stole my title.

Ummmmmmmmm..............





Do yourself a favor, and never, ever, ever, search the internet for "dirty mom". Never, ever, ever.

I never thought so much porn would assault my eyes when I typed anything associated with the word "mom" into a search engine.

I obviously misinterpreted the context of the word "dirty".

Truth is, I felt so dirty from all the mom porn that I had to scrub my entire house clean. I think Ryan could sense my disgust because he actually helped.
After that, I had to brush my teeth 3 times before the bad taste was out of my mouth.





 I still didn't shower though.

"Dear Person Reading This" doesn't seem so lame anymore.



 

3 comments:

  1. Love your gorgeous kitchen! I try to put off showering as much as pssible too, probably one of the reasons I love you so much. ;)

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  2. Is 2 days a long time? Why are we all so nasty? I'm sticking with "I have dry skin".

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  3. 2 days? I've gone like 4 but it's whatevs.
    I also thought dirty mom was a great blog name when I first read that. Too bad!!

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