Saturday, July 5, 2014
Let's talk about my blog's name for a minute.
I titled my blog "Dear Person Reading This" simply because I'm lazy and it was the least offensive thing that popped into my head.
I have been thinking about changing the name to something a little less ambiguous. I wanted the title to reflect the content.
After a little brainstorming, I thought of the PERFECT name......
I write a lot about being a mom. And I am dirty. I haven't showered for 2 days!!! Plus, I doubt anyone who has read my blog would classify it as clean.
I was excited. I checked to see if dirtymom.blogspot.com was available, it wasn't. Neither were any variations of the words.
I was bummed. I thought I had come up with a clever title, and someone had already claimed it.
I was a little pissed off too. I went straight to google and typed in "dirty mom", so I could see who stole my title.
Do yourself a favor, and never, ever, ever, search the internet for "dirty mom". Never, ever, ever.
I never thought so much porn would assault my eyes when I typed anything associated with the word "mom" into a search engine.
I obviously misinterpreted the context of the word "dirty".
Truth is, I felt so dirty from all the mom porn that I had to scrub my entire house clean. I think Ryan could sense my disgust because he actually helped.
After that, I had to brush my teeth 3 times before the bad taste was out of my mouth.
I still didn't shower though.
"Dear Person Reading This" doesn't seem so lame anymore.