I hate all the cheap crap that people throw all over their houses, so I just save up a little money then buy something super rad.
Last Halloween we bought an old medical poster of a skull.
Last December I was searching everywhere to find a special Christmas decoration. I went to Pottery Barn, Thai Pan Trading Outpost, Dillards, Restoration Hardware and some smelly old antique shops.
I has just about given up hope.
I decided to try Hobby Lobby last.
I walked around and suddenly felt a burning in my bosom. I turned around and felt the spirit guide me to this treasure.
A Black Santa.
I love Christmas, I love Black People, and I love 40% off coupons. I bought it immediately.
Every time I look at Black Santa I feel a sense of peace and comfort, knowing that I endured to the end and did the right thing.
I'm so stoked about Black Santa that he is now a permanent decoration year round.