Decisions with an 8-ball

After halfheartedly searching for a job the last few weeks, some offers finally came in. I had a very strict list of requirements that had to be met before I resigned from being a stay-at-home wife.
  • I must be able to wear my normal clothes......I hate uniforms
  • My supervisor must not be a power tripping 20-something year old
  • I have to be able to use the job as a "paid internship" for my last class this semester, there is now way I'm volunteering when I can get paid
  • Schedules must be flexible
  • The work itself must help the community so I can earn karma points (while getting paid)
I was offered a job at Casa Pacifica as a youth behavioral therapist (fancy title!) It is a group home for severely abused and neglected kids. As the Mecca for Social Work graduates, it is notoriously hard to get hired. Most of these kids have huge issues. In the interview the dude asked me if I minded getting punched or kicked in the face.... I replied that that was one of my favorite past times.

The next day I was offered the job. I'm sure that the guy could tell that I could totally take a kick in the face from a 14 year old.
I was stoked about this job and couldn't wait to brag to my class that I would be getting paid for my internship.

A few days later The Boys and Girls Club called me. I interviewed with them about a month ago and hadn't heard anything back. They offered me a job as an after school program coordinator.

Now I'm in a bind. Which one should I accept?

Casa Pacifica



7 min from home

By the beach

Help kids

Cool Supervisor

Fancy title

Good experience

Can use for Intership


24-hour fitness gym pass

Get kicked in face

Crazy hours – have to work until 10pm every night

Will only see Jared on Sunday and Monday night

Have to witness effects of child abuse without hunting the perpetrator down and breaking their kneecaps.

Boys and Girls Club



Help Kids

Will learn more Spanish

Better pay

Can use for internship

Plan all activities

Use lessons plans to teach kids that drugs and gang banging are bad, mmmmkay.

No kicks to the face

Awesome hours

Can see Jared every night

Supervisor looks like Telemundo Soap Opera Star

25 min from home

Doesn’t look as good on Resume

Have to wear a club t-shirt

I bet this guy has some good advice.


  1. I say the Boys and Girls Club :)

  2. You are the perfect person to abuse and neglect kids.


Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.