My friend, who happens to be an amazing hair stylist, told me on Sunday that I needed to cut Pee-baby's hair. 
Maybe she was right.
Sunday night, Jared took the buzzers to Cryin Ryan's albino afro.  
Nothing is freakier than seeing your baby look like a twelve year old boy.  
It doesn't help that Ryan's first tooth is now visible.
I hate that babies grow so fast. 
It's disturbing. 
I bet he's going to start getting pubes next week. 
Is it too early for "the talk"?
I didn't think so.
I didn't think so.