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Questionable parenting and generally offensive content.

5.18.2010

5 Years of Awesome

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This Friday, May 21, Jared and I will have been married for five. Entire. Years. Jared began humbly as "Lunch-break." The many boy...
5.13.2010

Shrek Crotch

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I had a great idea this morning as I was running around late for work. I could add spinach to my chocolate-banana protein shake! Breakfast ...
5.09.2010

My Mom is Better Than Your Mom

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My mom, Erlynn, is better than your mom. She taught me how to clean the house like a maniac. She told me I was pretty even when I was ugly. ...
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