Dear Person Reading This,

In the past couple of weeks Cryin' Ryan has seriously offended me. Pee-baby's transgressions: I was putting diaper cream on his bum ...

My baby is disgusting. All he does is fart, poo, pee, spit up and suck on my boobs. Ryan is so fowl that from now on he will only be referr...

What I'm about to expose you to may change your life, and not necessarily for the better. If there is one thing I'm amazing at (outs...