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Questionable parenting and generally offensive content.

1.29.2014

Genius Kid Theory

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Everyone I know with kids swears their offspring is a genius. I've spent A LOT of time with HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of kids and ha...
1.27.2014

Best Lotions Ever

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I'm obsessed with lotion. I NEED it all the time. I LOVE IT.  Dry skin creeps me out. When I travel someplace I know is going to b...
1.24.2014

Ice Machines and KFC

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While pregnant with Ryan, I ate enormous amounts of Taco Bell food. There were spans of time I ate it daily. I would order extra nacho che...
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