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So I'm an idiot. I'm trying to give my blog a fresh look but instead I just jacked it up. I deleted all my followers on acciden...

I got professional maternity photos taken. Like a real live Mom that is proactive and cares about fancy pictures. Have you guys seen t...

I'm still alive b*tches. It's been a long time since I've blogged.  I am a different person now. A person who is less ho...