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life's to do list
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8.03.2015
Menage a` Carrots
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Our house came with two grow boxes. Soil and irrigation was already set up. I felt like it would be a shame to not plant something. I ha...
6.25.2013
San Francisco
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A couple of months ago my parents flew out and met us in San Francisco. I was secretly giddy because PIXAR studios are there and in my...
2.20.2013
Private Waxing
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I have been considering waxing my private places for a few years. I hate hair and shave everything from the neck down anyway. Everyone I ...
5.05.2012
$500 and Pee Stains
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OMG! OMG! OMG! I hate that phrase but seriously... OMG! Victoria's Secret sometimes issues incentive cards with your purchase. ...
6.01.2011
Bumpin Uglies
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What I'm about to expose you to may change your life, and not necessarily for the better. If there is one thing I'm amazing at (outs...
3.10.2011
Battle Royale
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Final Showdown! My 8 months pregnant belly button V. My cat's butthole Notice, if you will, the uncanny resemblance. Which is grosser? I...
4.02.2009
I Saw Another Man's Penis
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Who: Me and a 20-something year old with problems What: A flashing of his manhood When: Fall Semester 2005 Where: All alone on Trax Why: I ...
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