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7.04.2013

HB 'Merica



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I do a lot of dumb stuff. We moved from California to Utah about 3 years ago. I spend my time being inappropriate, making out with my husband, and being lady-like. I enjoy candy. I have a 7 year old named Cryin Ryan, and a stinky little 4 year old name Tyler. I also have a baby girl who is cute as shit. You will probably be stupider if you read any of this.

If you want to get even stupider, find me on

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(I'm wayyyy too lazy to figure out how to make a cute Instagram button for my awful blog)

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