Like a lot of other
Mormons, my brother, Daniel-baniel-fo-faniel, had painstakingly saved his virginity for his wedding night.
He had been dreaming of it since puberty.
He really wanted to
make it a special experience that his bride, Erika, would remember.
Daniel's unhealthy
obsession with batman fueled his wedding night plans. (You don't just give your virginity away without plans.) He told me he had been planning this since he thought of it on his LDS mission. Hopefully it was his P-day.
He already had a mask and cape in his collection of Batman paraphernalia.
He would complete his man-lingerie with a sharpie tattoo of a bat on his bare chest.
He would complete his man-lingerie with a sharpie tattoo of a bat on his bare chest.
But no.....a naked Batman costume was not good
enough for Dan.
I walked into my Mom's craftroom, days before his wedding, and found him making this:
A small black cape:
Dan started laughing
and showed me a clay sculpture baking in the oven.
A small mask with
one eyehole:
Yep, He made a small
Batman costume for his penis.
...............And he showed it off to his family.......proudly.
I think Erika is going to be pleasantly surprised...or frightened....probably frightened.
hmmmmm..... mini Batman reminds me of other wedding night shenanigans.