Prune Juice

I am getting old.

Evidence:

A couple of years ago I had to get glasses. Now I squint when I forget to put my contacts in.
I order the early bird special at Yolanda's.
I have some wrinkles.
My boobs are not where they used to be.
I used to love Forever 21 and Charlotte Russe but now they make me gag.
I totally get constipated and drink prune juice.
I am in bed by 9:30.
I enjoy Jeopardy. I watch it with Jared's grandma.
I listen to Talk Radio.
I use Costco coupons religiously.
I have poor bladder control.
I have a kid.
I bet I smell weird.

Does anyone know how much Adult Diapers Cost???