8.24.2011

Prune Juice


I am getting old.

Evidence:

A couple of years ago I had to get glasses. Now I squint when I forget to put my contacts in.
I order the early bird special at Yolanda's.
I have some wrinkles.
My boobs are not where they used to be.
I used to love Forever 21 and Charlotte Russe but now they make me gag.
I totally get constipated and drink prune juice.
I am in bed by 9:30.
I enjoy Jeopardy. I watch it with Jared's grandma.
I listen to Talk Radio.
I use Costco coupons religiously.
I have poor bladder control.
I have a kid.
I bet I smell weird.

Does anyone know how much Adult Diapers Cost???

3 comments:

  1. I LOVE talk radio and have an age spot on my cheek. Getting older sucks! Also, being an adult is totally overrated...haha!

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  2. You look really pretty in this photo! Is that brown checkered dress you are wearing from Anthropologie?

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  3. If some of these things qualify you as being old... I've been old since I was fourteen!

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Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.