I went to the military commissary with my awesome and funny friend Lisa a couple of months ago.
I bought Jenga.
Jared hates playing games so I had to be creative to get him to play with me.
Introducing: Dirty Jenga
1. Make sexual bets based on who will win the game.
Example A: If I win you have to give me a massage... with your privates.
Example B: If I win you have to leave the lights on.
Example C: If I win you have to shower before we do it.
2. Trash talk your opponent with references to your dirty bet.
Example A: Hey crybaby, I'll go get the massage oil ready.
Example B: If I were you I would put on some more makeup and self tanner, the
lights are staying on tonight loser!!!
Example C: Hey stinktits, Should I just get the shower started now?
3. Loser pays debt. (without crying.)