8.07.2012

Minivans


Pros

  • Practical
  • Spacious
  • Seats 7
  • Ample trunk space
  • Towing capabilities
  • Decent gas mileage
  • Comfortable for travel
  • Large enough to separate fighting kids
  • Good for carpooling
  • Adults fit in the back
  • Easy to put kids in their car seats

Cons

  • They look stupid
  • I hate them

You know how everyone says men who drive huge trucks have small wieners? I suspect the minivan is the women's version of that same phenomenon. 
Girls who drive minivans must have really small vaginas
amen.


2 comments:

  1. Actually if you know anything about human
    anatomy and how many kids a mini van can hold then your assumption would be wrong.

    ReplyDelete

Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.