Last Thursday I was leaving for work and found this on my front porch:
That's right. A butt/wiener vase filled with chips and salsa.
Completed with a ransom style note:
"You are the only one who could truly appreciate a gift like this!"
After I giggled and grinned like a fat kid for 10 minutes, a few questions came to mind.
1. Who saw this vase and immediately thought to themselves "Emily loves butts and all things inappropriate, I should give this to her...."?
2. Who is brilliant enough to fill the butt portion with chips and the peen tray with salsa?
3. Where does one find such refined decor? Surely only someplace high class like Restoration Hardware or some boutique in L.A.
4. With the anonymous nature of this gift, how will the giver know what joy and hope for mankind this present brought with it?
5. Does the giver know what kind of appreciation angry pregnant women feel towards someone who gives them food AND makes them laugh?
So many unanswered questions....
Every time I see it on my kitchen table I laugh with reverence.