8.14.2014

Bad Day

Yesterday was a bad day.

First of all I'm breaking out and my face looks like a topographical map.


I thought I would dress up a little, and by dress up a little, I mean get out of my pajamas. I pulled out some khakis only to find they wouldn't pull up past my post-pregnancy thighs..... looks like I'll keep wearing my maternity jeans for another few months.

 To make myself feel better I ate 3 bowls of Captain Crunch cereal..... with Crunch Berries.

I had to run some errands. Of course it took a lot longer than I planned - as everything takes longer with a feral 3 year old and a tiny baby.



Pretty soon Cryin' Ryan and I had eaten all the candy from the bottom of my purse, and Tyler was screaming for food.

We stopped at some little Mexican food place (no, unfortunately it was not my favorite restaurant ever, Taco Bell) and I lugged the kids and everything else in.

I bought some food and sat in a corner booth, because I know my kids are spirited freaking psychos, and I wanted to shield the other lunch customers from their shenanigans.

Right after we sit down, Ryan grabbed for the drink, knocked it over, and spilled red fruit punch ALL OVER my white shirt. I was pissed.

He looked up at me with terror in his eyes.

I felt so bad. I don't want my kid to look at me like I'm going to murder him.
I said "Dude. It's cool, it was just an accident" and he literally wiped his hand across his forehead and said "Whew! That was close."

We ate. I fed Tyler some baby food, but he wanted boobs. He starts screaming again. I hate breast-feeding in public so I was doing everything I could to calm him down.


 Then, I knew I didn't have a choice.

The problem was, I could not find my breast-feeding cover-up thing. With titty monkey shrieking and everyone trying not to stare at me, I pulled my boob out of my fruit punch-covered shirt and shoved it in his mouth.

While this is not the first time I have flashed people (I did go to college...) it was still weird and uncomfortable and creepy.
I gave the meanest stink-eye to everyone, DARING them to say something to me about it.
No one did.

Then I ate way too much Mexican, ensuring that I won't fit in normal pants for even longer.

Yeah. I've definitely had better days.



4 comments:

  1. Oh boy that does sound like a pretty crappy day! Hope tomorrow is much better! BTW: Why do they even sell Capt Crunch w/o crunch berries? Who wants that?

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  2. Yikes...I hate days like this and they seem to happen often with new babies!

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  3. That's not crappy...that's real. I was sneaking in a boob feed with my baby while I was in a small "private" room filling out my other little rats school info. The principal walked in, got an eyeful and I spent the next 8 years avoiding him. Strangers were no problem after that.

    Love your humor. Keep up looking at the bad side of everything.

    Jane

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  4. I remember many Taco Bell runs with you, many oddly involving your boobs too..,

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Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.