Sassy Princess Tiana

You know Tiana from Disney's The Princess and the Frog's would have a little bit of sass. She is inspired by my friend Keisha who cleverly finds a way to insert her finger and raised eyebrows into every conversation...... argument or not.

You know what I'm talking about Keisha..... you know.

Creepy Jasmine

 

This first one was just for fun using Windows app, Fresh Paint:

 

She was waaaayyyy too nasty so I redid her:

 

I feel all warm inside when I put my artistic talents to good use.

Botoxed Cinderella

Have you ever seen a Disney princess recreation that doesn't include Cinderella? Me neither. Which is why I had to bust this sexy drawing out before my masterpiece was complete.

Why does everything look so much better as a graphic?

I love you technology.

Bad Attitude Belle

I am still on my quest to draw the ugliest pictures imaginable.

An ugly Disney princess picture would not be complete without Belle:

I made Belle look like she has a bad attitude. She is always going to the library and reading books so I bet she thinks she is better and smarter than all the other Disney girls.

Anytime I read a book I think I am WAYYYYYY better than everyone else I know.... even if the last book I read was The Hungry Caterpillar. 

Fumunda the Sea

The two other princesses I drew looked hauntingly awesome when I turned them into graphics.
I was just learning when I started the whole Ariel thing, which is why my first attempts are so bad.

The crappy graphics I made of the Little Mermaid were not up to par so I threw this together:

Paper and colored pencils:

Graphic form:

It sometimes hurts to be this good. 

My Microsoft Surface tablet is the best thing ever. I am starting to like it more than Jared.

Drooling Snow White

Pee-Baby did not appreciate my last attempt of Disney's Snow White.
He stole the paper, hid under the table, ripped it apart, and ate the feet.

In order to please Ryan, I drew another picture:

Then magically converted it into a graphic:

Waaaayyyyy better than the last fiasco.

Sleeping Beauty

I'm still working on my Disney Princesses masterpiece.

Drawn with my trusty pencil and paper:

I made this one with a magical computer:

I went ahead a assumed that Sleeping Beauty had huge boobies. She turned out a lot prettier than my other princesses. I may have to ugly her up a little.
What should I do?

Leg hair?
Unibrow?
Nasty teeth?
Spiderweb on her chotch?

I can't decide......... My life is so difficult.

Questionable Snow White

 Here are my recreations of Snow White:

I just watched Sister Wives for the first time, and I'm kind of facinated. What is a better way to celebrate a Disney character who lives with multiple dwarves, than as a polygamist?

 

 When I am done with all the Princesses, I'm going to cut them out and put them together like I did for my family picture. It is going to be amazing.

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Ugly Ariel

I'm a quitter.

for the past 2 weeks I have quit everything.

I quit doing my job, quit cleaning my house, quit being an awesome wife, and I quit being the best mom ever.

All my time, love and energy have been devoted to my new love interest: My Microsoft Surface.

I have always wanted to be able to do art things on the computer. Even if your are a good artist, drawing with a mouse is incredibly hard. Every time I've attempted to draw on my PC it comes out looking like a 4 year old with a dirty mind scribbled it.

Now that my Surface and I have grown closer, we have been replenishing and multiplying my art portfolio.

I was nervous at first, naturally. The Surface and I had just met. I normally don't spend that much one-on-one time at the beginning of  relationship, but with the Surface it's different. When we first met and looked deeply into eachothers eyes/screen, I knew we were destined to be together for all time and eternity. 

For our first dates we attempted to draw The Little Mermaid with my special Emily-esque style.

This one was drawn using sketchbook express. This was the most difficult (we were still getting to know eachother). There is a huge learning curve.

For this beauty, I used one of the coolest apps I have ever used: Fresh Paint.

I am still the most comfortable with pen and paper.

I feel like Prismacolor colored pencils just....well....they just understand me.

The Surface and I are headed in that direction though.

Between you and me, things are getting pretty serious around here.

I think the Surface and I will live happily ever after.