Ryan the Gnome

No less than 10 people have told me that my baby looks like an elf or a gnome.

 When I was pregnant I remember wishing that my baby would resemble a fairy tale creature. 

Thanks a lot Jerkoffs.

LDS Halloween Rave

We are really hard partiers, so for Halloween we hit up our LDS Ward Halloween party! It was insane!!! I myself have never been to a rave, but I'm sure they are similar to what I experienced last Saturday.

• Local parishioners were almost in a coma from the chili cook-off. I'm sure some of them overdosed.
• Little children were foaming at the mouth from the amount of candy they had inhaled. 
• We had to cut a few people off after they had too many waters. 
• And, there was an older lady waving glow sticks. 

Honestly, I was surprised the cops didn't show up. 

Our little ward is full of new people so we had a "youtube" video screening. Every family made a youtube-esque video, and we all watched them while we ate. 

I hate being on video so I made this slideshow masterpiece....

Here is some stuff you probably would be better off not seeing:

Don't forget our consignment store costumes:

The answer is yes, that is a mustache Jared is sporting.... and no, I did not make love to him for the 3 weeks he was growing it. 

Clearly, Ryan was not as amused by his costume as I was.
amen.

Chucky's Hack Job

Chucky has long hair. I hate hair.

So every couple of weeks we do this to him:

He feels so insecure after we do it. 

Poor Chucky.