I pulled out some of my mom's fanciest paper and most expensive pen and got to work. Feel free to use my ideas to spice up your own Thanksgiving.
Here are a few of my most brilliant:
- How many run-ins with the law will my brother Jake have in 2012? (You can substitute Jake for a member of your family who is frequently arrested.)
- Which person in the room would you most like to fight and why?
- Would you rather pee your pants at church once a month or be called "Splatter Pants" for the rest of your life?
- What are your 10 most favorite things about Emily?
- If you had to change someones pants in the room, who would it be? (This question is especially relevant considering there is more than one person with incontinence problems who will be attending tomorrow.)
- What was your favorite part about puberty?
- Why are you better than everyone else in the room?
I have a feeling Thanksgiving will be an eventful holiday.