I have written an infinite amount of apology letters throughout my lifetime.
- Sorry for mooning your dad
- Sorry for being a sloppy punk
- Sorry for burning dinner
- Sorry for answering the door in my bikini
- Sorry that I painted your little boy's fingernails
- Sorry that I only check my email once a week
- Sorry I snuck in your pool and swam naked
- Sorry that I didn't shower
- Sorry I showed an entire audience my camel toe
- Sorry that my baby pooped on you
...... you get the idea.
But the apology letter I had to write last Friday was unprecedented.
At a church activity we were playing games. I got a little too competitive and nailed a 15 year old dude, right in the face. Hard.
My hand hurt afterwards.
That's right folks, that homemade card says "Sorry I hit you in the face."
I felt so bad that I even made him cookies.
I felt so bad that I even made him cookies.
amen.
