I saw some AMAZING pictures of knocked up chicks on Pinterest. I never took any cool pictures the first time I was pregs, so I wanted to make sure I did for #2.
I had plans of drinking copious amounts of Castor Oil during week 38, so towards the end of week 37 I got to work.
I am too cheap to pay a photographer and I feel douchey posing for pictures. We have a good camera and I'm decent at PhotoShop so in between my morning sickness/pants-peeing I make Jared point and shoot.
I threw on some white clothes and just took the pics in my bedroom.
Sorry. I HAD to document my awesome pregnancy boobs for future generations. FYI, I was wearing shorts in this picture, I don't do crotch shots.
The photos are a little deceptive though.
The reality was closer to this:
Don't judge.
