8.19.2016

Tree Hate


I haven't blogged because I am a wuss and have been super sad about Grandma Annette passing away.  She was really the most influential person in my life.


But...........

Guess what little rabid squirrels and mangy deer?!?!?
We destroyed your food source!

Wait, I digress, I actually love the wildlife here in Utah.
It reminds me that there is more to life than wiping butts, Walmart, and doing the dishes.

But, when we bought our Utah house we inherited the most evil trees I have met in my entire life.





Man, I seriously hated those trees and everything they represented.

That's why a couple of weeks ago I had Jared murder them.


I can barely describe the pain and disappointment these trees gave me.
They pissed me off so bad I even wrote post about it here.

Not even their delicious fruit could make up for their transgressions.
Once again, my pettiness knows no bounds.

 

That's why they are now chopped up and thrown in the dump.

A bunch of deer came back for a few days before they realized the peach trees were gone.

The deer poop in my yard has been on a sharp decline.
There are no more sticky peach pits to scrape off the concrete.
It's like I'm in heaven. 





 But, my heart was almost ripped out when we found two little baby deer trapped in our backyard. They were clearly looking for food.

We opened the gate and tried to herd them through it but they were too scared.
I would be scared too if a 2 year old was running at me and screaming  "KISS DEER! HOLD DEER!" dressed only in a pee-filled diaper.

They were so cute and little (not my kids, the deer.) I wish I took a picture.



Also, Grandma Annette read my blog and approved of all things inappropriate, in case you were wondering.






5 comments:

  1. Wow...what happened to the little deer? As an urbanite I sincerely don't know why you hated those trees (a hose to clean up wicked peach flesh?). Deer do do, you don't have a dog I guess. Not saying you are a bad, bad person but you can send me your deer and I'll send you city rats.

    Jane

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  2. P.S. We finally got the little deer out and they were happy and it was super cute.

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  3. I'm going to come over and clean out your fridge and throw the food outside so you can feed those cute baby deer like I do! I wish I could post my cute baby deer picture on here! 2 babies, 3 does and 2 bucks. I love them at my house! ... and they left your kids a little present by the slide.

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  4. I'm going to come over and clean out your fridge and throw the food outside so you can feed those cute baby deer like I do! I wish I could post my cute baby deer picture on here! 2 babies, 3 does and 2 bucks. I love them at my house! ... and they left your kids a little present by the slide.

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