Hey Everyone!
Sorry I haven't blogged for so long!!!!!!!
I know you cry a little bit inside when you cant read my motivating blog posts regularly.
I've taken a long hiatus from blogging because I've been focusing on myself.
I have been working on becoming a kinder, more spiritual person than I once was.
Just Kidding!
If anything, I'm a lot worse than I used to be.
I have 3 kids now.
Let's be Honest.... I'm barely keeping it together.
I didn't know that after the third kid, your laundry pile grows exponentially.
I also miscalculated the amount of time it would take to get three kids in a freaking car.
Any of you that have read DPRT from the beginning know that I am a chronic under-achiever.
Like, look at me right now.
I'm sitting on my couch at 3am on a Friday night.
No, I didn't go to any parties or hang out with friends.
I only have like, 4 friends anyway. And they are all like me.
Anti-social.
I'm talking about Lisa and Marianne specifically...
You too, Steph...
A solid text message every month is all I need to keep a friendship strong.
I sometimes stay up late at nigjt because this is the only time I can hang out with myself.
I am a girl who needs alone time.
I love my kids. I love my husband. And I kind of like my cat.
But I also kind of like writing offensive blogs.
So maybe I'll make more time for that.
And who knows.... maybe I'll even start showering regularly again.
Don't cross your fingers.
