After 5 months of being a stay at home mom, I decided I can't hack it. People weren't messing around when they said it was the hardest job ever.
So I got my old job at the Boys and Girls Club back.
I'm only working around 10 hours a week and can come in whenever I want. With Jared's new work schedule, he is home a few weekdays so he can watch Cryin Ryan for the few hours I'm gone.
I can also bring Baby with me if I feel like it. I actually brought him with me the past two days and Cryin Ryan was a little angel. I wish I knew that all Pee-baby needed was constant attention from a swarm of 2nd grade girls and a 19 year-old staff member named LaShawn.
On my first day back I walk into the cafeteria and was mobbed by all the germy little gremlins.
My favorite little boy, Frank poked his over-sized head up out of the masses.
Frankie Poo: Did you have your baby?
Miss Emily: Yes.
FP: Did the doctor cut it out of your stomach?
FP: AAAWWWWW! It came out the nasty way?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ME: Yes Frank, I had my baby the nasty way.
Frank scraped his tongue with his fingernails to get the bad taste out of his mouth.