Minion 1: Miss Emily!!!! Did you watch the Kim Kardashian wedding? OMG! Her first dress was my favorite.
Minion 2: I don't know why she married Kris though..... He's not even that fancy.
Minion 3: Did You know Lamar really wanted Kim and not Khloe?
M2: Oh my gosh! Does Khloe know?
M1: I think Kim is soooooo pretty. My mom said I can be her for Halloween!
M3: I'm going to be Snookie! My skin is already tan like hers!
M1: Miss Emily!!!! You could dress Baby Ryan like The Situation!
This is what I walked into yesterday at work. I had barely laid Ryan down in the office before I was ambushed by this nonsense.
Unfortunately, I knew exactly what they were talking about.
These 2nd graders followed me around all last year.
I put them to good use. I taught them how to make copies, snatch Gatorade from the teachers lounge and now they know how to feed and burp Cryin Ryan.
They also clean the staff bathroom for me since I cannot concentrate enough to pee when other people's pubes are littering the floor around me.
They also clean the staff bathroom for me since I cannot concentrate enough to pee when other people's pubes are littering the floor around me.
Hence the name, The Minions.
And I adore them.
But they have inspired me to not let Ryan watch cable t.v..........
