Idle hands are the devil's playground and this applies especially to me.
It is not good for me to be bored. I always get into trouble when I am board. Always.
So lately I've been reorganizing my house.
It amazing what you find while going through your stuff.
Here are a few examples:
1 Old embarrassing trophy from when I lost Miss Riverton.
1 velcro wallet
2 Awkward animals given to me as gifts.
- Red and White dog given to me randomly by my dad as when I was an angst ridden teen.
- Manatee given to me by Jared who often says that poo looks like a dead manatee.
4 Creepy Saw movies. I have no idea where I got these or why they are in my house.
1 huge box of Condoms from Costco..... actually now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure my friend Adrienne gave these to us after we had Cryin Ryan.
"The church book"
used for drawing dirty pictures during church when I was younger.
4 Enemas I was too scared to use while I was pregnant and grossly constipated
1 Bottle of Centrum Silver. Old people vitamins. I dont know where these came from either.
Who knew such treasures existed in my own house! I can't wait to reorganize the pantry!
