My favorite Brother Jake has a cute little girl.
Since she was a baby, Jake taught her to call me Auntie Pee Pee and referred to Jared as Uncle Poo Poo.
As Auntie Pee Pee, I have taken my responsibilities very seriously.
I taught her what a cow says - mooooooo
What a frog says - ribbit ribbit
What a kitty says - meow
And what a wiener says - psssssssss
She's a smart little gremlin.
She doesn't like to say Ryan so she calls my baby a variety of inappropriate names.
Most often she calls him "Rhiney"
And when she feels like spicing things up a bit, she busts out "Rhiner", a magnificent mixture of Ryan and wiener.
That's all, amen.