Sand in your Buns
I am lucky enough to live 15 minutes from the beach. If you don't, maybe you could go to a dirt field or something.
This date is pretty simple.
1. Go to Subway.
2. Get a crappy but well-priced sandwich.
3. Go to beach.
4. Lay out a picnic blanket.
5. Eat sandwich.
6. Make Out.
7. Try not to get sand in your buns.... or crabs.