Sand in your Buns

Here is another idea for a sexy date night with yourself or with a man. 

Sand in your Buns

I am lucky enough to live 15 minutes from the beach. If you don't, maybe you could go to a dirt field or something.

This date is pretty simple.

1. Go to Subway. 


2. Get a crappy but well-priced sandwich.

3. Go to beach.

4. Lay out a picnic blanket.

5. Eat  sandwich.

6. Make Out. 

7. Try not to get sand in your buns.... or crabs. 

1 comment:

  1. I live 15 minutes away from: the dump...the prison...the stinky great salt lake....my parents house...west valley....


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