- The thin detachable keyboard doubles as a cover.
- It has a kickstand.
- It has a USB port.
- The Surface is fully potty-trained.
- It charges fast and has an 8-10 hour long battery life.
- Crisp, clear 10.6 inch screen.
- It is light and portable.
- I look so awesome and relevant when I use it.
- It gives me something to do at church.
- The drawing and painting apps are incredible.
But the best thing of all,
It doesn't take it's pants off and dance everyday, unlike this kid:
