I used to tease my little sisters that their prepubescent bodies looked like Jellybeans. They all had pot-bellies and ample apple bottoms.
I even drew pictures to illustrate my point.
Funny, right?
Well, it would be funny if I didn't look EXACTLY like that right now.
My favorite brother, Jake, confirmed it by calling me "Jellybean Emily" on Christmas day.
Thanks a lot "Jerk-off Jake".