I thought it would be fun to roll out a huge paper and let the boys paint nicely. Instead, Christie's cute little boy, Issac, was like "What in the Stay-At-Home-Mom-Hell is this?"
Clearly, I may have a kid-crafts pinterest addiction that I take out on any child near me. Issac was not even impressed by my huge roll of paper or amazing paint brush collection.
While Christie and I painted cute pictures, The boys dumped a whole bottle of water on the paper and spread it around to ensure our masterpiece was ruined.
After that disaster, we punished our kids by making them dress up like hairy lumberjacks.
My kids are used to being dressed up and peacefully submitted when I painted their beards on.
Once again, Isaac was not amused.
He was disgusted that Christie and I had the audacity to paint his cute little face. He smeared it everywhere while Christie expertly snuck the brown paint on here and there. It may have looked more like poop than like a beard, but we just went with it.
Of course Isaac managed to make a dookie beard look adorable:
Man-beard Ryan stares off into the distance:
Tyler looks suggestively into the camera:
"What's up? My name is Christie and I like to look cute all the time so you look like a dump next to me! Hee hee hee!!!!!" - what Christie was thinking as we took these pictures:
Screw you for being a hot mom Christie. Screw. You.