Tyler was born with a decent amount of hair (for a white baby....)
While giving birth, and yes I was drugged up and high, Jared said:
Emily! It looks like he has a lot of dark hair!
And I was all like:
I think that's just my vagina!
But it wasn't just my privates. Tyler had cute dark fuzzy hair.
Of course, after a month his hair started turning lighter and growing out in weird places.
He grew some hair on his ears like and old man. Great.
He also has long whispy strands of hair growing out randomly.... like and old man. Great again.
The best part of all was his dark, thick mullet. Accentuated by the lighter hair on top. It was very classy.
While mullets are full of class, the are also freakishly gross.
I can't have my little senior citizen looking all crazy in a mullet, so I cut it.
I just buzzed the whole thing and didn't even put the baby hair in my scrapbook because it was so gross.
Now Baby #2 can go to the community center and play bingo without all the other old people making fun.
