They seriously make you want to die, because you fear nothing in the world will ever be as good as they are.
I'm pretty sure in Lehi's dream, these strawberries are what was growing on the tree of life.
And Camarillo has the best bakery in the world, The Bread Basket. They make the best berry cake you have ever eaten.
Things that Camarillo Strawberries are better than:
- MAC lipglass
- An awesome hot tub in your backyard
- Cuddling a baby
- Hugging a loved one
- Having your period on time
- Finding a $50 bill that you hid from yourself
- My Mom's xanax
Utah strawberries remind me of cardboard and dirt. That's why every time I eat them I put an unhealthy amount of sugar on them, which is followed by an unhealthy amount of regret.
When I am diabetic, I know it will be because of the crappy strawberries.