Strawberries and Regret

 Camarillo, California strawberries are life-threateningly good.

They seriously make you want to die, because you fear nothing in the world will ever be as good as they are.

I'm pretty sure in Lehi's dream, these strawberries are what was growing on the tree of life.

And Camarillo has the best bakery in the world, The Bread Basket. They make the best berry cake you have ever eaten.

Things that Camarillo Strawberries are better than:

•  MAC lipglass
• An awesome hot tub in your backyard
• Cuddling a baby
• Hugging a loved one
• Having your period on time
• Finding a $50 bill that you hid from yourself
• My Mom's xanax

Utah strawberries remind me of cardboard and dirt. That's why every time I eat them I put an unhealthy amount of sugar on them, which is followed by an unhealthy amount of regret.

When I am diabetic, I know it will be because of the crappy strawberries.

Utah House: Part IV

This is dumb but I was feeling bad for myself because the view isn't nearly as good as our view in Califonia. But then I remembered to stop being a little brat, and I felt better.

Our backyard, which fuels Ryan's obsession with rocks:

Jared's workshop and more rocks:

Jared's workshop and mess:

Side yard with sad yellow grass after a cold winter:

The previous owners left a sweet hot tub but of course we are too cheap to run it:

Basement food storage and other crap room:

Our classy home gym:

Rest of basement full of other random junk like a Christmas tree, plastic storage bins, and my old slutty prom dresses:

That's pretty much it.
the end.

Utah House: Part III

More Utah house pics. See how I stretch what should be one blog post into four posts???? I can't decide if I'm a genius or just super lazy. Probs just lazy though.

Guest bedroom, or Baby Caleb and Lisa's bedroom since she's the only one allowed to stay here. ( Christie, you can sleep in the master with Jared and I, it won't be awkward at all, I promise):

Cryin' Ryan and T-Bag's room:

All the rooms have walk-in closets that make me super happy:

Office/bedroom:






Stop being so jealous of all my fancy bedroom and office furniture. It's not my fault I'm so stylish.
Kids bathroom that we never use:

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