10 Things: Creepy

This is a list of crap that scares me.
Why write a list about things that scare me? Cause I'm too dumb to think of anything else right now.

Of course I'm most scared of anything bad happening to the people I love/like.
The following are minor things I find creepy and/or give me full body shivers.

1. Open Water - I'm not a great swimmer plus nasty things live in the sea.

2. Serial killers because Silence of the Lambs.

It puts the lotion on it's skin. PASS.

3. Poop. I really freaking hate it.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

4. People who stare at you all the time. creeeeeeepy.

5. Dry skin. It reminds me of reptiles.

6. Squid and Octopus.

7. This dude from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:


8. Big dogs.

I had a paper route in my early teens, I delivered papers on my rollerblades and got bit in the left butt cheek but a hungry dog. I'm still scarred, physically and Cynophobically.

9. Felicity from that 1990's show Tales from the Crypt:

 I just got the willies.

10. The fact that I shaved Ryan's head and now he looks like Russian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo.

(Note to future Ryan: if you ever read this remember I love you, you are handsome, and not a murderer.)

1 comment:

Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.