1. I take cold showers.
2. I can't swim well but I scuba dive.
(Except this trip I almost drowned but Jared's sister Sara saved me by inflating by BC-vest. I'm dumb.)
3. I can smell everything. This is not a good ability.
4. If I have to poop in public bathrooms, I time it so when someone is flushing the toilet, I go. This masks sounds that might arise.
5. My favorite place in the world is Bali.
6. I eat candy every day.
7. I've been arrested.
8. I sometimes wish I was Black.
9. I once evicted my tenant, with a crash course is CA law.
10. I think people who have no regrets are idiots.
11. I shave my whole body except the head.
12. Getting glasses has me convinced that my body is giving out on me.
13. I drink three gallons of milk a week.
14. The more I know the more I realize how stupid I are.
15. Kids freak me out but I babysit part-time and work in the nursery at my church.
16. My husband cooks and I mow the lawn.
17. I have only ever loved Jared.
18. I lost the Miss Riverton Pageant three times. During one swimsuit portion I had the worst camel toe ever.
19. I won the swimsuit competition that year.
20. I couldn't ever date a guy who participated in theater musicals. I need a manly man.
21. I play the guitar.
22. I am a firm believer in 9 hours of sleep every night.
23. Midterms and Finals make me breakout so bad. I look like a rabid dog.
24. I've had a gun pulled on me.
25. Every job I have ever interviewed for I was offered.
amen.
