I, however, have always enjoyed a two-piecer.
My boobs are significantly smaller than my butt and bikinis allow me to purchase different sizes for the top and bottom.
Let's not forget about how I have an unusually long body. Every One-piece I have ever owned give me a chronic case of Camel Toe....... front and back.
I went swimming with Jared's family a couple of night ago.
All the girls were wearing amazingly cute one-pieces.
I felt like such a slut.
I was so uncomfortable. I didn't even want to sit down because I was scared I would get my slut everywhere.
I have been contemplating the ethics associated with being a mother of a 2 year old and prancing around in a bikini.
I can't decide if it is more socially acceptable to be chasing your kid around in a bikini or rocking the Camel Toe in a one-piece.
It's obviously one of life's more difficult questions.
I need to go shopping.
amen.
