7.01.2013

Spiders Are Coming

 Pee-baby's obsession with bugs has not waned.
I am still obligated to go with him on bug hunts.......... everyday.

At a Boys and Girls Club party I was painting the kids faces. I painted a black widow spider on one of the kids. Ryan saw it and insisted that I paint "piders" on his cheeks and on both his hands.

When we got home, he did not appreciate it when I told him he had to get in the shower and wash them off.

He started whining - "Piders!!! No baff(bath)! "






He really likes spiders.

He always talks about them.

He was recently concerned that the "piders are comin!"



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I feel a little better that he is easily distracted by bubbles at the end of this one.


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 A few days later he smashed a beetle, put it in his pocket, then took it out once we were back inside the house. 


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Douche-baby/Primordial Dwarf-baby had a major breakdown when I threw it away.


Why can't he be obsessed with cleaning his toys up or pooping in the toilet?


2 comments:

  1. He looks like he totally enjoyed the party by his disheveled picture!! The videos are SO cute! I remember catching my daughter when she was about 2, getting ready to put a June bug in her mouth. I imagine it would have had a nice crunchy shell...just like M&M's!

    XO,
    Jane

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  2. Based on the spider on his face, and my fake tatoo you drew on my are on my 21st birthday, I'm pretty sure you missed your calling as a circus body paint artist.

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