3.30.2016

Gross Things at the Grocery Store


Once I was looking for soup at the grocery store and saw this:





Campbell's Golden Mushroom Soup.

Have you ever heard of a Golden Mushroom?
It sounds dirty and sexual. Like something you do in college and should probably have a pre-arranged safe word planned with your partner.
A cloudy brown broth with chunks of soft mystery items is not what I want in my mouth.


I also saw this disturbingly named candy:


 



A Reester Bunny?

I feel really uncomfortable about this.



I saved the most disturbing thing for last.
EVERY TIME we are in the produce section, T-Bag insists on getting out the shopping cart and finding the most phallic looking vegetable. Then he hits himself on the head with it and says, "Bonk."





I don't know why he does this.
We don't do this at our house. I know I may seem like the type of mom that bonks myself in the head with vegetables, but I'm telling the truth. We really don't do this. 




1 comment:

  1. I have so many things to say about this video, but they all seem so inappropriate to say since there is a child involved. So I'll just leave it at :)

    ReplyDelete

Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.