Friday, April 2, 2010

Recipe for Awesome

1 brother's wedding to Stephanie in May 2007.
1 sparkly pink gown from Salvation Army.

2 patent leather stilettos circa 1985.
187 pounds of unapologetic Jake.

Mix together then add the coup de grace of all dares. triple-dog. No battles.


Slowly add 2 disapproving stares from Matthew and his new wife, then simmer.



Complete with an extra-sassy bridesmaid with a NRA membership
, and sprinkles.

Garnish with beautiful spring flowers.

3 comments:

  1. Hahahaha, I'm so glad you posted this.

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  2. If I actually marry your brother Daniel, Jake is more than welcome to wear that to our wedding. As long as he wears the heels the whole time.

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  3. Seriously crying from laughing so hard! That is awesome!

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Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.

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