Recipe for Awesome

1 brother's wedding to Stephanie in May 2007.
1 sparkly pink gown from Salvation Army.

2 patent leather stilettos circa 1985.
187 pounds of unapologetic Jake.

Mix together then add the coup de grace of all dares. triple-dog. No battles.

Slowly add 2 disapproving stares from Matthew and his new wife, then simmer.

Complete with an extra-sassy bridesmaid with a NRA membership
, and sprinkles.

Garnish with beautiful spring flowers.


  1. Hahahaha, I'm so glad you posted this.

  2. If I actually marry your brother Daniel, Jake is more than welcome to wear that to our wedding. As long as he wears the heels the whole time.

  3. Seriously crying from laughing so hard! That is awesome!


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