1.16.2013

My Dirty Sanchez


Pregnancy messes up your body.
Besides the fact that I pee a little every time I go to the trampoline park, I have another embarrassing problem.

Have you heard of "pregnancy mask" or Melasma?

Melasma is a dark skin discoloration that appears on sun-exposed areas of the face.

It is basically the cherry on the top of the sundae that is pregnancy. 






Luckily my misfortune is not as extreme as these cases.



Towards the end of my captivity, I had a healthy helping of freckles all over my mug.  Everywhere the sun hit may face was noticeably darker than everywhere else.



Over 1 and 1/2 years later most of the discoloration faded away but I was left with a mustache of darker skin above my lips.
I can kind of cover it up with makeup but in my heart, I know I still have a dirty sanchez.

You can totally see it in this picture:



I don't want to talk about this anymore. amen.


3 comments:

  1. I have the same thing, and my baby is 5 years old. I'm still holding out hope that one day it will go away. Luckily mine's not as bad as yours. :)

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  2. I'm soooo glad I'm not the only white girl posing as a 50 year old mexican man.

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  3. I have one spot on my cheek right now. Hopefully that's all I have to deal with. Don't you watch those proactive commercials? You can get the dark spot corrector for free all while taking care of your shameful adult acne problem. Any product good enough for Justin beiber is good enough for me.

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Speak with your heart or your private parts, either one is fine with me.