5 years ago I had to get glasses.
2 years ago I started to go deaf.
But, what I don't understand is the older I get, the more acute my sense of smell is.
Smell is the worst of the 5 senses. THE WORST.
When I'm pregnant, my nose becomes a precision radar.
I can smell Ryan's dirty diapers BEFORE he actually drops a deuce.
I know what my neighbors are having for dinner.
And, I can tell when a dog is within 50 yards of me.
BUT, I cannot drive without glasses/contacts or hear Jared when he talks to me from another room, and I say "What????" 129 times a day.
It's a painful existence.
Trading useful senses (vision and hearing) for super smelling power, is the worst tradeoff ever.
I should at least be compensated with a growth spurt in my boobal region.
