It's official.
I am the most disgusting person ever.
- I have lived in my bed the last 2 weeks.
- I am wearing the same shirt I've had on since Wednesday.
- I haven't done my hair, and only put on lip gloss because I'm addicted to it.
- I look like a mess.
- I gag when I drink water.
- I throw up 95% of everything I eat/drink (except a Mexican Pizza and cup of nacho cheese from Taco Bell yesterday).
- I cried like a little wuss because I feel AWFUL.
- People at my church probably think I'm inactive.
- I am aggressively constipated.
- I have only left my house to go across the street to Jared's Grandma's house to beg her for smoothies...... which I promptly throw up.
- I have lost 7 pounds and my hands look like Skeletor's.
If you haven't already guessed:
I'M PREGNANT.
I might as well announce it since the people I told cannot keep their mouths shut (including me.)
I am about 8 weeks into it. It is due around the middle of March.
I know WAY too many people who are not able to get pregnant. I have had problems myself.
Believe me, I am aware how lucky and blessed I am to even be pregnant and my heart breaks for people who don't get the chance.
BUT, since this is my blog, I hereby reserve the right to complain about how much pregnancy sucks for me.
ALSO, out of respect for my buddies that have fertility problems I promise to limit my whining to every 2-3 posts.
I love, love, love kids and am STOKED to have another one, but I am even more excited to get this pregnancy thing over with. amen.
P.S. I guess I will console myself with the fact that at least I'm not disgusting enough to have a belly tail:
